To those down under....

May I call a toast, on this beautiful Monday evening? A toast to those who have supported us throughout our lives. Those who have always had our backsides. To the extraordinarily underestimated, under-appreciated, underwear. Let's all raise our glasses, three cheers for panties and boxers, for bras and briefs. Without whom our society would be nothing but a sloppy floppy mess. These glorious garments hide our undesirables, be they nipples or butt cheeks. They give us support like no pal could. They keep the girls nice and high and the boys safe and sound. Now we all know there are people who mistreat their undies. But we wont go into that. Howevver I will call out those of you who flat out ignore the all powerful undie. Yes, you who dont wear them at all. Those who say, "Underwear is for pussies." Well, yes, indeed that is what panties are for. Or at least the general area that they cover. Underwear is a good strong foundation to any outfit. No one looks good in a beautiful blouse if there are floppy breasts pointing every-which-way. It's just unattractive. And boys, we dont want to see your balls through your pant leg. No thanks. So again, Id like to thank the undergarments of the world. Those simple plaid boxers and that matching bra and panty set, thank you for starting our days well and ending them even better. Thank you for always being there and always holding true. To you, the world's underwear...