Regular Dictionary: (noun) irrigation with a jet of water into or around a body part.
Urban Dictionary: (noun) Someone who has surpassed the levels or jerk but has not yet reached fucker.
Now, Im not sure how many people actually know the true meaning of this phrase. But I guarantee I hear it used 4,872 times a day. Of course....I probably can account for 3,564 of these. This is by far my favorite word. It's so useful. It's an interjection, a greeting, an insult, an adjective, an adverb...pretty much anything you'd like it to be.
But let's look at the evolution of it. A douche bag.....a bag from which you squirt water into a body cavity....Do you know what they mean by "body cavity?" They mean vagina....uhm....gross!? Ok, first of all, who does that!? Why, girls, do you feel the need to jet liquid into your crotch? Sorry but that grosses me out, and I have a vagina. Nasty. So how did we get from squirt bags to jerks? Who was the genius that decided to call his pal a douche bag?
I dont know who came up with this....but I would love to shake his (or her hand). Figuratively of course..because especially if this genius is a female I'd rather not come in contact with the germs on that hand belonging to that douche-bag fan. Maybe just a pat on the back would do. Just a nice little thank you.
Thank you, dear friend, for our beloved douche bag connotation. I will forever be grateful.
Sincerely,
Your biggest fan.
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